Everyone knows the site blingee.com, right? Did you know there are an absurd amount of blingees about Mew Mew Power/Tokyo Mew Mew? There are. And some of them are incredible. I may have even contributed more than my share. Mew Mew Blingees is a twitter bot that posts a Mew Mew related blingee every hour. I didn't realize how much people loved the series when I started. Lots of people have very strong nostalgia for the show and people seem to like the ridiculous blingees, so it's grown far more popular than I expected.
After seeing Kuvo's chat bot, Kuvosabot, tell us about afforable boners for the 50th time, I figured I'd look up how it was made. The answer: Markov Chains. I made a simple Markov Chain class in C++ just to see how it's implemented. I finished that and sat on it for a few months until Vicas had an idea for a bot that automatically generates reviews for games. 1 + 1 = 2 and Markov Reviews was born.
Markov Reviews has two parts: a twitter bot and a web site. The twitter bot is where new reviews can be requested. It periodically checks its mentions to see if anyone has asked for a review. If there is a request, the name of that game is searched for on metacritic. If there's enough user reviews on metacritic, the bot scrapes as many as it can find and crams them into a Markov Chain. Using this loaded chain, it generates a number of sentences, glues them together into paragraphs and saves it as a text file.
The other part, the web site is quite a bit simpler. All it does is look through the directory where the bot places its text files and displays links to view them (plus a fancy search function, of course).
The bot is currently disabled. I don't know when it'll be back up.
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will be assisting the software engineering team with the highly advanced automated laboratory management system that keeps our researchers safe
when working with dangerous substances. Here is your desk and your computer terminal. Your supervisor will be contacting you shortly. We hope you
enjoy your time at Watmos!
This is a small text adventure game I've tinkered with on and off for the past few months. It's pretty short - shouldn't take more than 20 minutes
even if you read everything. This is barely a game though and it is bad. Do not play it.
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Do you ever have trouble loading the TWITCH dot TV web site on the internet? No? Well your troubles are over! This utility will use a hidden backdoor in Twitch's system to ensure the site loads faster than you can say "hey fuk u this doesnt work Kappa".
If you're interested, the current python source for Qwarqbot is available here. I'm not providing any support or documentation for it though.
A while ago I decided to teach myself how to read katakana, one of the japanese syllabaries (basically one of several alphabets). Katakana is interesting because it's mostly used for names and loan words, the latter of which are very often just english words written differently. Learning the basics is just a matter of memorizing about 50 symbols with a few of their variations, and which sound each of them represents.
To help me practice, I made a very simple tool that's basically just glorified flash cards. It actually helped a bit, so I went back and spruced it up a bit and am making it public in case anyone might want to use it.
Fine art conservation is a fascinating field. If you don't believe me, I suggest looking at the Baumgartner Restoration youtube channel to see what I mean.
The process of cleaning paintings and removing their old, weathered varnish is a rather monotonous process, but it also has something of a meditative quality that can be rather relaxing and satisfying. I wanted to capture that feeling, which is how my game, Swab, came into being.
Swab has you gradually rubbing the grime off of several very normal paintings, in much the same way as with Baumgartner Restoration. A soundtrack of soothing classical music completes the experience. Help the professor clean his paintings and usher in a new age... of "cleanliness".
I'm a dweeb that usually goes by Qwarq on the internet..
I do a lot of programming, both at work and at home, so you're welcome to nerd out to me about how the C++ STL beat you up and stole your lunch money in middle school, or how you should only ever use the triple/double equals operator when using a weakly typed language.
Other than that, I play a lot of video games so I can wallow in self pity for not doing something productive.
A few video games I like are:
I also do a bit of game development sometimes (you should play my game, RyME). I have a mountain of half started game projects that'll probably never be finished, but I have fun with them anyway. Go check out my itch.io page
En grado seis, yo queria aprender espanol. Casi veinte anos ha pasado y todavia no pude. Dos anos pasado empezo mirando anime en espanol y ahora siento bien sobre hablando espanol.
In 6th grade I wanted to learn spanish. Almost twenty years passed and I still couldn't. Two years ago I started watching anime in spanish and now I feel much better about speaking spanish.
So yeah, I watch some anime sometimes. A few of my favorites are:
I enjoy drawing at times too. I'm very bad at it and I don't have the will to focus on improving, but I enjoy doodling dumb things. If you want a sample of some of what I've done, look on the "Shit I've Done" tab.
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Mastodon | itch.io | YouTube | Patreon | Twitch | Medium | Tumblr |
Battle.net | Qwarq#1673 |
Steam | Qwarq |
Something Awful Forums | Qwarq |
Nintendo 3DS | 1950-8096-7418 |
Nintendo Switch | SW-3347-9751-1024 |
Discord | Qwarq#9201 |
Nintendo Network | Qwarq play my mario maker levels (mmaker id: G72-NG0-PGF) |
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